Threads is a social media platform prone to creating its own legends and idioms. I have drawn an artist’s interpretation of a selection of them, and compiled them into a coloring book. This is the PDF version.

NOTE FOR BUYERS BEFORE NOVEMBER 15th, 2026: There are some pages I didn’t post as I was drawing, just so they could be a surprise for everybody. The people who purchased the physical copy won’t receive it for a few more weeks, so PLEASE DON’T POST Threads Bus, Freezer Beef Husband, Moon Joy, or Hello Hydra UNTIL THEN. You’re welcome to color them. Just don’t post them. Pretty please? No spoilers <3